getting board of the diary entries? me too.
just gonna get random...
- I need to recieve pay from the Socal and Vegas tourism boards, I've sold so many people on it
- I've taugh English people to speak Californian, "yeah dude"
- Just because you are in a room with 7 other people, shouldn't and doesn't stop people from having sex
- Italians make the best pasta, pronounced päs-tə, sorry canadians you are wrong
- GOON, box wine is disgusting, and gives you the Worst headache
- European girls are lovely
- Weed is a language spoken by all people from ALL countries, and as much as you would think people with dreds would have weed they don't
- I miss TACOS. I need a god damn burrito
- I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
- Price of a bottle of Captain Morgans in Australia...$45!
- Instant noodles is a main staple of my diet
- I know way too many people here right now, That I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?, I swear it feels like the last few nights, We been everywhere and back, But I just can’t remember it all
- I can't believe how much top 40 rap/club music I have in my head
-I hate 10 am check out, bullshit
- Good on ya. Bullocks. On the piss Mate.
- "ENGLISH mother fucker, do you speak it!?" Jules, Pulp Fiction. And no they don't speak it.
You "taugh" English people? Hopefully not teaching spelling?
ReplyDeleteCaptain Morgan at any price is overpriced. That stuff is disgusting. For 45 bucks one should drink good rum. Or buy tangible goods that last much longer than a jug of bad booze.
Top 40 rap/club music?? They have other music in Aus. Find it, mate, find it. It's not at the beach club resort pool bar.
Bullocks was a department store, now owned by Macy's. BOLLOCKS hang between your legs.
You win the least fun/positive comment award dad.
ReplyDeleteI haven't bought any Morgans here. And it is still not as bad as Australias Bundaberg Rum which is horrible.
These are nights we are looking for girls, not music, different nights.
I'll only give you the last one.
You should look for girls who like good music, in places with good music. Kill two birds w/one stone.
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